Trouble Wi' The Neighbors
Angus Broon of Glasgow comes to the little lady of the house exclaiming "Maggie, cud ya be sewin on a wee button that's come off of me fly? I canna button me pants."
"Oh Angus...I've got me hands in the dishpan, go up the stairs and see if Mrs. MacDonald could be helpin ya with it."
About 5 minutes later there's a terrible crash, a bang, a bit of yelling and the sound of a body falling down the stairs. Walking back in the door with a blackend eye and a bloody nose comes Angus.
The little lady looks at him and says "My God, what happened to ya? Did you ask her like I told you?"
"Aye" says Angus. "I asked her to sew on the wee button and she did. Everything was goin' fine but when she bent down to bite off the wee thread...Mr. MacDonald walked in..."


Greetings good Lord Burleigh,
His Grace Lord Cl...Was a pleasure once again to run in to you at Ohio. I pray your time there was filled with merriment. Do give my gracious greetings to the rest of the court as well. I am glad you were able to use several of my pictures from Fishers pon your gallery. It lets others know how the faire looks. I bid you well.
Invictus Maneo
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